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Post by AdminExdee on Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:14 am


Girl: alam m para kng bisyo.
Boy:(kilig) dhl nd m aq maiwasan?
Girl: nd n0h.! Dhl cnisira m buhay q.!!

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Bkit d mu
subukang
ipa-bloOd test
ako



Ng mlaman






mOng..







ikw ang
Type kO..hahaha
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TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa
dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro
ba ?

ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..

TATAY: (tulala)

,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha

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My 2 sister n hnahbol ng rapis until umbot cla s isng kanto...

Sr1:sister dun k s kaliwa ako nlng papahabol!

Nkatakas c sr2..after 1 hour.. S simbhan..

Sr2: sister! Bkt wla kang palda!
Sr1: sinadya kong mgphbol sister!
Sr2:ano?! Bkt? Sn n ung rapis? Anu ginwa nyo?
Sr1: xempre tinanggal ko palda ko!
Sr2: ha?! O tapos?
Sr1: xempre binba nya pantalon nya!
Sr2: nku po diyos ko! O tapos sister??
Sr1: xempre tumakbo n ako d2, masmabilis tumakbo ang babaeng wlang palda kesa s lalaking nakbba ang pantalon!

Haha! Kala mu green noh?

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gwapo ngtxt: labs, paload nman P100.

bakla: ok!
(ngmmadling mghanap ng loading area)

bakla: narceive mo na labs?





gwapo: HU U?


-
simberguenza!haha!
apternun.

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"PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"

ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?

PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain. How about my heart?ö
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White guy: dude! Pwde kta tatawagin pre?

Black guy: bkit?

White guy: shortcut ng kapre eh... Haha

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i saT
undEr a treE
and t0ld d treE
wid tirS falin':

"y do i olweiz geT hurt? d0n't i dserVe 2 be hapi?"


d trEe answreD:

"d0n't cry my child.. .
evri'1 dsrves 2 b hapi and gettin hurt s parT of our lyf so cher up!"

my tirS st0pPd falin
and. . .

i ran fast
ScreamiN..




.waAAahH., matai nga kah0y!..
minst0rya!
haha ..

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Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi :

Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?

*tuwang tuwa ang babae at tmayo..

babae : oo, sasayaw ako!

lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah? ))

HAHAH,lols

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HEART: mhl q tlga xa..

BRAIN: alm q, x0bra p nga db?

HEART: lm mu pla,bt plit mu p xang knkLmtn?

BRAIN: kc ayaw n ktang mxktan.

STOMACH: s s0bra m0ng pgm2hal,d kna kmkain.

EYES: pti aq npu2yat n..

LIVER: k0rek, pLgi k pNg uMi¡Nom, naAapek2han n kMe n kidNey.

LUNGS: aq dn nh2rPn ng huMinGa.

HEART:pXenxa n guYs ha...e2 tlga functi0n q e, aNg MAGMAHAL..

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Juan:bkt my tali k s paa?
Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!
Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!
Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.

hnd aq mkahinga eh,.
)

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Magmahal?
Oo,
ngwa
k na.

Magpakatanga?
Oo,
nsubkn
k na.

Umiyak?
Oo,
ilang
bses n.

Sumuko?
Hnd p.
Bkt aq
ssuko?


Mukha
b aqng
wanted?

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i rili pik out d
BEST messge 2
send u..





Dis one cums
fr0m my heart...






T A K E













BALANG ka..



Hahahaha..

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kung ikaw
ay ice cream..

wg m0ng
hayaang
matunaw ka
ng hnd ka mn lng
natitikman..
hahaha..
h0w insPiring.

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pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo ..


PASALUBONG
kamo ! haha


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5 tips for a happy man's life


1 is to have a gurl to help you @ work,


2. have a gurl to take care & love u.


3. have a gurl who can make you laugh.


4. have a gurl who spoils u.

Lastly

5. make sure these FOUR gurls don't know each other.

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dalawang mag x nagkita..
x bf: ui..mzta na luvlyf?
girl: e2..parang 'yang gf mo....

...hindi maganda!



hehe

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N0EL: ippangalan
ko s aking anak
"LE0N" baliktad ng
N0EL.

NIN0: skin "0NIN"
baliktad ng NINO.






T0T0: wg ny0
ak0ng maisali-sali jan s usapan ny0!
hehe =]

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buLag at duLing magsusuntukan!


buLag: hay0p ka
duLing! Lumabas ka dyan,wag kang mgtago sa diLim!




duLing: in ur
dreams! bkt aq lalaBas eh daLawa kau! =

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when i die ..

i want to change the 'R.I.P' initials on my tombstone ..


instead of,
"Rest In Peace"


R-edhorse
i-padala
P-lease

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>Sabi ng mga pangit:

"what is beauty if your brain is empty?"



ganti ng mga magaganda at gwap0:

"what is knowledge if your face is damage?"

* Hahaha!

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I wanna be a billi0naire, so freaking bad, buying all the STING I never had. I wanna be on the c0ver of REDH0RSE magazine,
smiling next to C0BRA ENERGY, oh everytime I close my eyes, I see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT.
HAHA ! J0hann
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DIONISIA: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.

MANNY: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas!
Na mao!

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Pag ang
"ex" mu

s frnd mu
npunta

wg ka ng
mgta2ka

ksi san ba
npu2nta ang
"basura"sa

"plastik"d'ba?

Peru kung sa relativ mu
npunta,yun ang tnatawag na

"sagip
kapamilya"

hehe . wa nah .

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TAWA:Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
Ama: Aba, magaling! Anong subject yun, anak? Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!
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Pg
ntalis0d
Ka
pG
NdaSma
kA
Pg
nhuLog
Ka
pG
ntumBa
kA
at Nkita
mO cLaNg
Tinawanan Qah
Ka,
Wag kang mangamba
naxa l!k0d m0 lang ak0,




haLos mmtay na ak0 xa kakatawa--
^ amp Ng2 knunay . .

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Dying Chinese: "Ako lapit na patay. Ikaw sabi totoo kung sino ama ng bunso natin kasi pangit siya kumpala sa 9 kapatid niya."
Wife: "Siya lang tunay mo anak!"

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