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eto joke ko mdami
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eto joke ko mdami
by kensoul Tue May 24, 2011 12:53 am
6 senses of kissing.
Sense of Smack.
Sense of Torrid.
Sense of Gigil.
Sense of Hawak.
Sense of Libog.
Eh ano yong pang anim?
Absense! Wala ng CLOTHES.
Hahaha
+63905133****
=====
WHEN I DIE..
I DON'T WANT "R.I.P." INITIALS ON MY TOMBSTONE.
ANG GUSTO KO,
"I.S.R."
"I SHALL RETURN"
(c)sophia dominguez,
=====
''you look so..
when you're pLaying jumping rope.
dba?!
YOU LOOK SO. Taas pa nga ng LOOK SO mo eh
-
TEACHER: give me colors dat begin w/ letter M.
PUPIL: maroon!
Teacher:anybody else?
NGONGO: Mlue, Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet.
Teacher: melly ngud..
malakmakan!
-
TEACHER:
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:
"wow si dodong police na,
wow si inday teacher na,
wow si tomas doctor na,
JUAN: wow si mam!
PATAY NA..
TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!
-
"Di lahat ng
bumabakat
sa damit
nakakaakit.."
- bilbil...
-
Ang Alamat ng WAKA-WAKA.
Noong unang panahon,sina Pedro at Juan ay gumagawa ng homework sa Geography. Nainis si Pedro kasi hindi makita ni Juan ang Africa sa mapa.
P: (kinukuha ang mapa) Amin na, mina.
J: Eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh.
P: Amin na, mina.Sa kalewa.
J: Alam na, Ah ah.
P: Amin na, mina.
J: Eh eh. Wag ka, wag ka. Eh eh.
P: Amin na, mina, sa kalewa. coz this is africa.
haha:D
pustahan kumakanta yan.
..
haha LOL
by:jhen pastrana
===========
"sa BEER aq naging gag0.
"sa GSM aq naging trantad0.
"sa REDH0RSE aq nging brumbd0,
Per0 SAY0 aq nagbag0"
.mas matindi kc tama mu.
+63905911***
===========
Manny:nay,pila ka liters ang 5000ml nga pepsi?
Di0nesia:5anak. Manny:shur ka nay?
Di0nesia:yisbebe. Liter P, Liter E, Liter P, Liter S,
ug
Liter I=
5liters!
+63905133****
===========
"Hindi ko pa naranasang magmahal kahit minsan!"
-FISHBALL. Php 0.50 since 1992.
+63917475****
=============
Teacher: ok class, only Juan got 99/100...
Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nlang kau! Magtanim nlang kau ng kamote mga bobo! Mga walang pnag aralan, mga ubod ng tanga! Bkit hndi p kau mgpakamatay?!
Teacher: the rest got 100..
.basag. .wahaha.
+639926850****
==============
B0y: mis.. Tanim kaba?
Girl: k0rny m0h..cge nga bakit?
B0y: pa.a m0 puro ugat..
+63926341****
===============
Sense of Smack.
Sense of Torrid.
Sense of Gigil.
Sense of Hawak.
Sense of Libog.
Eh ano yong pang anim?
Absense! Wala ng CLOTHES.
Hahaha
+63905133****
=====
WHEN I DIE..
I DON'T WANT "R.I.P." INITIALS ON MY TOMBSTONE.
ANG GUSTO KO,
"I.S.R."
"I SHALL RETURN"
(c)sophia dominguez,
=====
''you look so..
when you're pLaying jumping rope.
dba?!
YOU LOOK SO. Taas pa nga ng LOOK SO mo eh
-
TEACHER: give me colors dat begin w/ letter M.
PUPIL: maroon!
Teacher:anybody else?
NGONGO: Mlue, Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet.
Teacher: melly ngud..
malakmakan!
-
TEACHER:
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:
"wow si dodong police na,
wow si inday teacher na,
wow si tomas doctor na,
JUAN: wow si mam!
PATAY NA..
TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!
-
"Di lahat ng
bumabakat
sa damit
nakakaakit.."
- bilbil...
-
Ang Alamat ng WAKA-WAKA.
Noong unang panahon,sina Pedro at Juan ay gumagawa ng homework sa Geography. Nainis si Pedro kasi hindi makita ni Juan ang Africa sa mapa.
P: (kinukuha ang mapa) Amin na, mina.
J: Eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh.
P: Amin na, mina.Sa kalewa.
J: Alam na, Ah ah.
P: Amin na, mina.
J: Eh eh. Wag ka, wag ka. Eh eh.
P: Amin na, mina, sa kalewa. coz this is africa.
haha:D
pustahan kumakanta yan.
..
haha LOL
by:jhen pastrana
===========
"sa BEER aq naging gag0.
"sa GSM aq naging trantad0.
"sa REDH0RSE aq nging brumbd0,
Per0 SAY0 aq nagbag0"
.mas matindi kc tama mu.
+63905911***
===========
Manny:nay,pila ka liters ang 5000ml nga pepsi?
Di0nesia:5anak. Manny:shur ka nay?
Di0nesia:yisbebe. Liter P, Liter E, Liter P, Liter S,
ug
Liter I=
5liters!
+63905133****
===========
"Hindi ko pa naranasang magmahal kahit minsan!"
-FISHBALL. Php 0.50 since 1992.
+63917475****
=============
Teacher: ok class, only Juan got 99/100...
Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nlang kau! Magtanim nlang kau ng kamote mga bobo! Mga walang pnag aralan, mga ubod ng tanga! Bkit hndi p kau mgpakamatay?!
Teacher: the rest got 100..
.basag. .wahaha.
+639926850****
==============
B0y: mis.. Tanim kaba?
Girl: k0rny m0h..cge nga bakit?
B0y: pa.a m0 puro ugat..
+63926341****
===============
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